01. when ONE squishy headphone thing magically disappears leaving you with only one functioning headphone. this in turn makes all walks only half as fun. also, these things cost 88 cents on amazon, but shipping will cost me eight bucks. obviously, the day i finally muster up the courage to buy the damn things is the day ill find it sneakily lurking under my bed.
02. when weather.com lies to you, and you wear your nice shoes out, only to be stranded under an awning while your hair begins to freeze due to the hailstorm THAT YOU WERE NOT WARNED ABOUT.
03. when boss lady walks into your work station two minutes after you were reading this:
and have now moved onto reading this:
04. forgetting your unlimited metro card at home and being forced to buy more cards THAT YOU DO NOT NEED.
05. painful lappy toppy deaths with no charger in sight. its like an epic race against time which always ends in, ‘nooooooooooooooooo’:
06. when you ruin your own day (see all above), which then makes you an idiot:
07. when 1 through 6 happen to you in one painful twenty four hour cycle.