i always feel kind of silly posting so soon after the nonster, but i really need to get this out there before i forget it.

last night i dreamt that ronster–bug-ridder, house-fixer-upper, and roommate extraordinaire–decided to play geneticist for a day and combine the genes of three species–ladybug, turtle & human–to create what turned out to be a truly terrifying creature.

please visualize: a human being with a ninja turtle shell made out of a ladybug’s exoskeleton.  hatched out of a lychee, like an egg, and growing exponentially within five minutes to become an invincible 5’7, 200 pound creature.

what. the. fuck.

 

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  1. i feel like someone needs to draw this!

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